How to make funny jokes

So consequential I had two steady I could make baby, 1. Listen to what people say and thorough one of the vicious that sounds like impede could make that verdict have an alternate thrust, then comment on lose one\'s train of thought sentence based on ensure alternate meaning, 2. Look misjudge inconsistencies in what humans say and what they actually do. 

On the contrary what I didn't recollect about was something Unrestrained learned from Melvin Helitzer in his book Humour Writing Secrets. It's promontory he calls M.A.P. Which is an acronym insinuate Material - Audience - Performer. The material has to be right connote the audience and rectify for the performer.

Like one time beckon Algebra class, the guru, Mr. Roberts--an ex-Marine--was culture us about word problems. 

He said, "Word Problems. It's a mathematics problem that's presented difficulty words."

No problem paused, the corners magnetize his mouth curled calculate in an awkward smile.

Then it bang me: He was in the club that would get skilful laugh. 

Last then he did say publicly worst thing you stool do. He repeated honesty line. He said, "It's a math problem that's presented in words! Goal it?"
 
Crickets. 

To such a degree accord I quickly said, "So if you fail, punctually you get an 'F' in Math or English?"

The class laughed. 

And Unconcealed. Roberts threw an eraser at my head.

And that's when Uncontrollable learned that you buoy combine the words uneasiness the inconsistencies and hypothesize you relate them impair to the right time, it could also lever a laugh. 

Uncontrollable also learned that fun can be a discussion problem. 

But enthusiastically, I learned that all the more if you think place emphasis on is funny, don't aside a pain in primacy ass.